Sunday, March 20, 2011

I'm sorry I pretty much suck.


I *know* I've been slacking. I am completely aware that I have missed blogging for a lot of days.. and that I'm late on the giveaway winner and I missed Dear Sara and yeah.


But my horoscope for the month of March according to Cosmopolitan magazine (which is pretty close to a real psychic so shut up) says:

Strengths: Weirdly intuitive, sympathetic, creative
Weaknesses: Possessive, hesitant, a bit touchy
What makes you sexy: You're compassionate and fun-loving; no wonder so many people call you their BFF. Still, you have a bad-girl side, and this mix of naughty and nice hypnotizes men.
Your birthday month: Popular Mercury slams you with invites midmonth. Say yes to them all, even if you have to go solo. You'll meet a key person at one event who can help rocket your career to the level you've worked so freaking hard for.

And it goes on to dating tip/love advice but who fucking cares. I'm not dating. But it's true pretty much all the way, except for the career thing. Unless that's yet to happen but I kind of doubt it. More importantly, I've been a busy bee. I've been doing things with Matt, going out with friends, staying up until the wee hours of the early morning... all of it.

And it's been great.

So I will be back tomorrow to my regularly scheduled shit. But don't fret pets, I have three things I want you to check out because you want to be a cool kid and all the cool kids are doing it.

1. Join in the accessory swap. Because it's going to be fun and the sign up is almost done.
2. Join the postcard project. This too is closing very soon, and you should do it.
3. Please, please, please read my very good friend Neal's travel blog. (And tell him I sent you) He is on a massive trip and if you want to feel like a lazy asshole who never does anything fun, you need to read this. OR if you're too broke to travel anywhere fun, read this. OR if you want to follow Neal around the world and hope he's not captured and made into a sex slave, read this. (Which, might actually happen because he came really close here).

OK. So sign up for these, visit Neal and tell him I sent you because I'm awesome, and come back tomorrow. Where I swear on my vagina I'll announce the winner of the giveaway during my vlog.


Oilfield Trash said...

Well if you suck, at least your husband is happy.

And don't worry about being too busy to post. It happens to the best of us.

Unknown said...

How often have you sworn on your vagina? I've sworn on a few things before, but never anything so vital as one of the good-bits...

Annah said...

Having a life is more important than blogging so yay for you! Don't fret, my pet.

Anonymous said...

I am just now catching up on all my blog you are clearly forgiven by me.


Danielle said...

I have also sucked at everything recently regarding blogging, so you're not alone! It happens! But we definitely miss you when you're gone, as I'm sure you know! :P

Lost said...

Wow, certainly I do not deserve such kind words. Thanks, lover :)

PS. I'm doing my best to find a hot, Swedish couch surfer that want me as their sex slave... I'll keep you updated!