Before I get into my hair (because I know you all got here because you love knowing the current state of my hair) let's figure out the WINNA of the Bad Car Contest.
Can I (get a wha-wha) just say that it was close?? Like so close it came down to ONE VOTE. It's like American Idol but as far as I can tell none of us has any singing talents. Wait---so it's basically EXACTLY like American Idol. My bad.
But I'm not a complete cold blooded bitch. Because I got to thinking that I don't like anything uneven, so I was going to do a prize for the top two winners anyways. Here are the winnas---
1. Extremo the Clown (yay AMANDA!!) -6
2. Mystery Machine (yay JAMIE!!) -5
SO- I will send my lovely and awesome winners their email stating that I think they rock and I'm sure they'll print that off to keep forever.
But let's talk about my hair, ok? Every once in awhile I get crazy and do impulsive things because I'm impatient and a toddler at heart. This weekend I bought (gasp) a flat iron. And part of me felt like such an asshole purchasing this along with a Band of Horses cd, a pair of underwear and some nail polish. I basically felt like the cashier looked at me as if I was having some kind of mid life crisis, and maybe I am, but I don't care. Underwear, nail polish and music make me happy and the flat iron was an impulse buy because I didn't feel like I had bought enough. Which is hilarious when I literally wrote about shopping addiction. You'll notice the self-rehab is working wonders.
Anyways. So I used it. And I'm undecided. What do you think:
AND- the moment I have waited ALL SUMMER for. The most awesome ghetto mobile in a six block radius of my house:
Yes. I have been told that these people in that house sell drugs, although I've never *confirmed* it. But some of my neighbors call them the Mexicans even though they don't appear to be Mexican. I don't know what they are, but this car makes me think Southern California which makes me think Mexico. So it's a like a Six Degrees to Kevin Bacon thing. Anyways. I'm lucky I got the picture without getting shot. But seriously. We live in WISCONSIN homie- this is ridiculous. Who wants to be driving downhill all the time?? If they drive in Duluth which is almost all hill, what is that even like?? Fucktards.
11 comments:
Congrats to the winners of the coveted email(s).
And as a guy I'm never, ever gonna tell a woman her hair looks bad. I was married once and remember that rule clearly.
And that's quite a ghetto machine pictured. ;)
I ♥ the hair. Congrats winners!
Lovin' your hair girlfriend. And can I get a ride in the pimp mobile pleassssssssssseeeeeeeee?
I'm glad to see you have some a-holes across the border in the land of cheese too. Although I know a handful of people from Duluth and from what they tell me, there is a good chance that person migrated to Superior... so don't go claiming that fucktard as one of your own just yet.
SD
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girl! THAT car shoula won!
Love the flat hair too.. and if it's easy, roll with it a bit!
Dustin says maybe they always drive uphill? Or maybe you moved to Compton and didn't realize it?
Ok for one....I think flat irons are a waste of money and valuable time. But your hair either way to me, looks just fine!
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I like your flat-ironed look. My stylist can do so much with hers -- straighten, curl, crimp. She's amazing.
I like the straight hair. I like to use the flat iron on mine but I just don't have the time in the morning.
I like your hair that way. Did you get any of the flat iron spray? The one I have is by Tresemme [sp?] and it just helps keep my hair all silky and stuff. It's only a few bucks and DEFINITELY worth it.
Hey, don't go dissing my car...
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